I’ve had my old Paintshop Pro 6.0 for years, which luckily still installed & ran fine when I went straight from W95 to XP (I’m another happy PC booster, Hugh). It’s owned by Corel now, and for everyone short of graphic professionals has all the tools you’re likely to ever need, without shelling out the huge bucks for Photoshop. I didn’t even upgrade past 6.0; once it got all the filters, plug-in support & vector graphics, most “improvements” to these programs in the last few years are simply extra “dumb-down” tools for regular Joes to auto-fix-up their bad photos.

Imagine the impact on Western culture if everyone at the Last Supper had ordered beer and french fries.

I don’t know, Jerry, those three behind Rama were from an unrelated party. Anybody who can name them too deserves more than a turkey.